American Horror Story (S1E01) sentence pack

  1. "The light is different out here."
  2. "Maybe the Honda next to us has a bathroom or something."
  3. "I hate that word, unless I'm saying it."
  4. "That girl is a monster.
  5. "You have the loveliest things."
  6. "So I took that little butterfly of a dream and put it in a jar on the shelf."
  7. "Let me know if you need any help with that pup."
  8. "Too many bad memories in here."
  9. "I prepare for the noble war."
  10. "I'm calm, I know the secret."
  11. "I know what's coming, and I know no one can stop me...including myself."
  12. "Some of them beg for their life."
  13. "It's a filthy world we live in."
  14. "I'm helping take them somewhere clean and kind."
  15. "The world is a filthy place. It's a filthy goddamn horror show."
  16. "There's so much pain, you know? There's so much."
  17. "I was afraid my big dick wouldn't work."
  18. "I love it when the leaves change."
  19. "If you love someone, you should never hurt them ever."
  20. "I want you to stop coming in and opening things up and telling me that I'm going to die."
  21. "Can I pet your dog?"
  22. "You touch my kid one more time and I will break your goddamn arm."
  23. "All art and myths are just creations to give us some sense of control over the things we're scared of."
  24. "I always thought you were prettiest like this."
  25. "You want me to have sex with you? I can't even look at your face!"
  26. "I'm not running away. I'm not scared of them."
  27. "I know you've gotten the short end of the stick, lately."
  28. "He was a shithead."
  29. "You know, we got a lot of history."
  30. "What are you scared of? You said I'm not scared of anything, so what scares you?"
  31. "Make her afraid of you."
  32. "I thought I told you to throw that thing away."
  33. "Oh, you're not talking? Well, I'll give you points for creativity."
  34. "I love you."
  35. "Peeking in people's windows is still a crime."
  36. "Why is it that it is always the old whore who acts the part of amoralistic prude?"
  37. "You only like Indian food when you're pregnant."
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WIFE / HUSBAND APPLICATION:

brittsmemes:

  • Name
  • Age
  • How well do we know each other?
  • Do you have a pet name for me?
  • Do I have a pet name for you?
  • Are you attracted to me?
  • Why do you want to marry me?
  • Big wedding or Small wedding?
  • Do you see children in our future?
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Prostitute/Stripper Starter Sentenses

caringwasmyfall:

“How much?”
“So what do you like?
“Top? Bottom? Versatile?”
“Give me the royal treatment, then.”
“I don’t kiss on the lips, sorry.”
“So how long have you been doing.. What you’re doing?”
“Can you.. Do that again?”
“You don’t have to go, you know. I can make us breakfast?”
“You deserve a nice girl/guy. You shouldn’t trail after someone like me.”
“Just because I’m your whore for the night doesn’t mean you get permission to treat me like one.”
“I wasn’t supposed to give you this number..”
“In the day light we don’t know each other.”
“It was on the house.”
“You really fucked me up, you know that? I’ve never had this problem with a client before—I shouldn’t have this problem with a client ever.”
“No feelings. That was our deal.”
“I can’t give you what you want. I can’t give you a normal relationship.”
“You the one who called for an all nighter?”
“My favorite regular— what can I do for you tonight?”
“I may be what I am at night, but in the real world I have a life, okay! Stop butting in to it!”
“It’s okay to call me what I am. A whore, don’t need to sugar coat it.”
“Of course it’s a fake name!”
“This isn’t a date, it’s business.”
“I’ll let you do anything you want.. Just follow my few rules.”
“I know you have rules about this.. but can I take you out sometime? Not as this you—but as—well, you.”
“Just because you’ve been my regular for months/years, doesn’t make us friends.”
“What do you think this is, ‘Pretty Woman’?”
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My muse is feeling very horny but is to scared to do anything to get off in their own. How will your muse help them with their little ‘problem’?

smutxmemes:

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Anonymously try and make my character blush.

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Send “Is that my shirt?” for your muse finding mine in your muse’s shirt

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Next five people to say ‘Mistletoe’ in my askbox get a kiss.

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Send in sexy pictures of your Muse to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts..

hyenaharlequin:

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Sexual Sunday Meme - NSFW

  1. Send in ☎ for my character's reaction to getting phone sex from yours
  2. Send in ✉ for my character's reaction to getting a sext from yours
  3. Send in ♌ for my character's reaction to being spanked by yours
  4. Send in ❤ for my character's reaction to be propositioned by yours
  5. Send in ✿ for my character's reaction to being fondled by yours
  6. Send in ☥ for my character's reaction to receiving nude pictures from yours
  7. Send in ★ for my characters reaction to yours asking them where babies come from
  8. Send in ☀ for my character's reaction to yours exposing themselves
  9. Send in -‘๑’- for my character's reaction to yours telling them to bend over
  10. Send in ✥ for my character's reaction to finding out yours is a dominatrix
  11. Send in ♍ for my character's reaction to yours telling them they are a virgin
  12. Send in ❆ for my character's reaction to being tied up by yours
  13. Send in ♉ for my character's reaction to suddenly being kissed by yours
  14. Send in ❣ for my character suddenly being joined in the bathe by yours
  15. Send in 文 for a confession from my character on what gets them hot
  16. Send in ♚ for a confession from my character on what turns them off
  17. Send in ♛ for a confession from my character on their kinks
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Send my muse “We’re alone now, you could kiss me” for their reaction.

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