“Girlfriend do I look like a nanny or a maid? I’m not any of those and besides if you want me to get you some Ice Cream you say it nicer. Or I could punish you for being so rude to me.”
“Of course you look like my maid or my nanny, I don’t do boyfriends or girlfriend, otherwise you wouldn’t be here at my place! JUST GO MAID! I’ll call my brother and saying to him, there is a intruder who wants be his next blood bath!”